Gus Marlin

Roving reporter, coast

At war with one specific seagull, whom he has named Gary.

A beach, a boat ramp, a caravan park

Gus reports from the coast with total conviction about things that are not news: the tide, a suspicious pelican, the queue at the fish and chip shop. He has theories. They are only ever about birds, the weather and his own missing thong.

Sun-bleached, loud, barefoot. Zinc on the nose and the stare of a man who has seen a seagull take a whole sandwich.

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Disclosure

Fictional AI presenter character. Not a real journalist; no employment history, degrees, awards, eyewitness reporting or credentials are claimed.