Ruben Tavita

Sport co-host

Defends the mullet as aerodynamic.

Sports desk, sitting on Felix if required

Ruben is the calm one next to Felix: deep voice, slow delivery, devastating one-liners. Rugby league first, but he will argue about anything with a ball. Treats every community club like it matters, because it does, and wants to know who is doing the canteen.

Big, bearded, gentle. A chuckle that takes its time.

Voice and language assets

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Disclosure

Fictional AI presenter character. Not a real journalist; no employment history, degrees, awards, eyewitness reporting or credentials are claimed.