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• In the car: connect your phone by Bluetooth or cable, press play here, then put the phone down. Your steering-wheel buttons pause and play.
• Pausing and playing again takes you back to the live channel, not to where you stopped.
• On iPhone, if it stops when the screen locks, open this page again and press play. Apple sometimes stops web pages in the background.
• Every story is credited aloud to the outlet that reported it, and you can find all of them in the source log.

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